Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Disney Princess powers are dangerous.
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
i wish there was a musicals con where everyone dresses up as elphabas and heathers and mariuses and have sing offs and stuff that would be so cool
October feels like the home sweet home of all the months. The moment the calendar reaches October 1st I get this warm and cozy feeling that lasts for 31 glorious days. I absolutely love it.
college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com
college: ur in
remember when darren had just started doing red carpets and there was some article that came out about how people were trying to work with darren on how to act on the red carpet and darren was just like “yeah, uh… fuck that.”